Henk bans Wowhead

President Henk announced Wednesday that the he has officially revoked the press credentials of Wowhead, the world’s leading World of Warcraft database and fan site.

The immediate ban also targets other prominent wow fansites like MMO-Champion and Raider.IO, calling them all fake news.

According to a fiery press release issued by the ballroom administration, the decision was made to protect Gnomeregan. He claimed that recent datamining reports published by Wowhead—specifically revealing the coordinates of a secret, unreleased subterranean bunker under Polinczki’s house—constituted a severe threat to national security.

“For months, Wowhead has peddled verifiable fiction, irresponsible datamining, and fake loot tables,” President Henk told reporters during an afternoon brief, visibly agitated. “They are leaking major patch features before the PTR is even live. It’s destroying the economy. Terrible people.”

Guild Master of the Strawberry Tigers, Blackwidow, has once again stated that Henk has no power and should just be ignored.

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