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Since this website went live i received all kind of strange mails from people that think we are a profit company or warnings about the end of the world. Here are the mails that i found must funny to look at!


From: Fatima Khanum
Subject: Assalamalekum,
 
Assalamalekum,
 
I apologies for sending this email like this but Its important you reply,
 
My name is Fatima Ahmed Khanum ,daughter of H.E. (Shaikh AL Musab married to Prince Sa’Id in Saudi Arabia. Am reaching you through this way because I might not get you by phone.
 
By sharia law I am restricted in some ways as a woman. Even to do business is a problem and not easy for me, so I seek your assistance.
 
The money involved is 50.5M, As a foreigner it will be easy to you.
 
I will like to keep this brief until I hear from you, you can reach me on (*) or (*)
 
Have a nice day,
Fatima Khanum Ahmed

From: Melvin Kelsey
Subject: B2B COLLABORATION  

Dear Sir / Madam,
John Lewis PLC is a British well-known retail store with over 40 stores all over the United Kingdom,furnished with European products. We are looking for new Suppliers and would like to ask you the information required to become one of your regular distributors?
Please, we would appreciate if you could send us your stock list availability via email?.

Indeed we are interested in your products, we would like to know if you can provide them.

Kind Regards  
Melvin Kelsey

From: HO CHOI
Subject: Anlageportfolio  

Grüße, ich wurde mit der Identifizierung, Initiierung und möglichen Entwicklung einer Geschäftspartnerschaft mit Ihnen / Ihrem Unternehmen beauftragt. Ich habe Empfehlungsseiten, Websites für soziale Netzwerke von Unternehmen überprüft und einige Listeninvestoren interviewt und eine Liste möglicher Partner erstellt, anhand derer Sie und Ihr Unternehmen identifiziert wurden. Ich habe Ihre Website besucht und Ihre Produkte gesehen. Ich muss sagen, dass ich von der Qualität Ihrer Produkte sehr beeindruckt bin. Daher möchten wir, dass Ihr Unternehmen große Mengen Ihres Produkts für den kommerziellen Gebrauch in unser Land liefert. Bitte wenden Sie sich an mich, um weitere Informationen zu unseren Anforderungen / Bestellungen und Versandfristen zu erhalten.

Herzliche Grüße.

3 responses to “The best spam of 2020”

  1. Pharven Pharven says:

    The German one is speaking about us having amazing products

  2. Polinczki Polinczki says:

    “Greetings, I have been tasked with identifying, initiating and possibly developing a business partnership with you / your company. I checked recommendation sites, corporate social networking sites, interviewed a few list investors and made a list of potential partners that identified you and your business. I visited your website and saw your products. I have to say that I am very impressed with the quality of your products. Therefore, we would like your company to ship large quantities of your product to our country for commercial use. Please contact me for more information on our requirements / orders and shipping deadlines.”

    They obviously are not aware that we house gnomes, otherwise I doubt they would want to develop a partnership !

  3. Henk Henk says:

    Why do the Germans want Gnomes?! I don’ trust them!

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